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Terraria (v1.3.5.3 - 71.229.184.59:7777) : Twitch:

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the heaterstopped working help


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I think I tore a hole in my intestine

 No.325608

Bout to have another explosion

 No.325609

Oh God I'm never cooking again

 No.325611

>>325610
She's right you fucking loser, I don't like nu wars but I'm glad they're breaking the submissive Barbie airhead conditioning

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>>325612
ok



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She doesn't even go here


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Schizo Curry bro I'm gonna make it


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Why do the gods torment me


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The coincidences are too much

 No.325585

I wanna marry Tsukasa…

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>>325585
She doesn't want to marry you bitch!



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Sigh


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>went out on date with woman last night from tinder.
>when she asked what I do I told her I trade bitcoin and bought in early.
>said I was a multi millionaire, even though Im not.
>we end up fucking on the first date.
>ended up leaving the condom in her garbage can in her washroom, left early before she got up.
>turns out she has schizophrenia and told me how she used the condom to insert my sperm inside her.
>claiming she's now pregnant and I'll have to take care of her the rest of her life.

This was 2 months ago. I'm actually considering suicide at this point. What the fuck do I do? I feel guilty for lying to her about my net worth but she's crazy. Can I somehow tell a lawyer she did this with the condom?

Guys please help. I'm seriously really lost right now and trying to not go back to the drugs like before. Please anons help me.


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Holy fuck why am I alive


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