Not really a matter of getting away, but more of a question of long term effects of getting caught lying in an interview and lying in general.
Yeah I wanted to pretend to be a CS autist by photoshooting Ron Paul Ron Paul's degree but I guess I'll pass
If you're applying to an entry-level IT job, you can probably get by with an associate's degree from a local community college and a couple comptia certs
No Alcculard, you can't.
On top of that you won't be able to list being the king of Transylvania or that your cousin and His wife catholic saints, because that's their accomplishments, not yours.